Kaitlyn the Kleptomaniac

Kaitlyn

17

Traveller

apparently I have to get a root canal

and I had to see a different dentist than I usually do, and she was asian, and she spoke the most broken English I have ever heard, and I have  heard some pretty broken English.

It was like:

Me: Oh my tooth hurts

Dentist: Yeah see that. You feel?

Me: Ow, yes.

Dentist: Good. Deep Canal. I get referral

Me: What?

Dentist: Referral. I get one for tooth.

Me: I don’t understand, why do I need -

Dentist: ROOT CANAL! *walks out of room*

annnnnd that is the story of how I learned I needed a root canal which I am having tomorrow morning. So from now until mmmmm this Sunday - don’t trust anything I say because I am on drugs that are keeping my mouth numb and all that jazz.