Kaitlyn the Kleptomaniac: Archive

apparently I have to get a root canal

and I had to see a different dentist than I usually do, and she was asian, and she spoke the most broken English I have ever heard, and I have heard some pretty broken English. It was like: Me: Oh my tooth hurts Dentist: Yeah see that. You feel? Me: Ow, yes. Dentist: Good. Deep Canal. I get referral Me: What? Dentist: Referral. I get one for tooth. Me: I don’t understand, why do I...

Feb 23rd

have a dentist appointment today, may die, if I do...

and I’m hopped up on 16 mg of pain reducing drugs atm. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BABBY BAAALLAALALALALALA

Feb 23rd

I THINK E-READERS ARE THE BOMB DIGGITY BIZZNATCHES

Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 21st

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Feb 19th

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Is it possible to hate myself any more at this...

because I don’t think it is. Everything is confusing and I don’t have any clue what to do and I blame it on high school. Stupid, ridiculous high school games and high school rules and it sucks.

Feb 19th

Feb 14th

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A lot of people are trying to say that Whitney...

That because she is getting coverage for her death while millions of other people who die every day and don’t get coverage that it makes her death more insignificant. To be honest, I was never an avid listener of Houston, but it doesn’t mean that her life is worth any less. I still mourn her loss just as I would if any person would die. I’m not saying that everyone has to...

Feb 14th

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Feb 12th

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Feb 12th

126,616 notes

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my laptop is on it's death bed currently, so...

thank you for the kind thoughts during this difficult time. Announcements for the wake and funeral dates will be sent out as soon as possible.

Feb 12th

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uuhmmmmm, unless someone is paying me - text...

Feb 12th

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A lesson in grammar

Aaron: I tried! But the guy had already tooken them.

Me: Tooken? Tooken? Tooken is not a word. Do you think they were tooking the hobbits to Isengard? No Aaron, they weren't. They were TAKING the hobbits to Isengard.

Feb 6th

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was at the grocery store the other day and I saw this little old couple. He was this big burly old black man and she was this tiny old asian woman and they were arguing over what kind of beans to buy and then they started walking down the aisle and he was holding her hand and all of the emotions. Is it possible to ship two strangers who are already together so ridiculously hard? I think it is. ...

Feb 3rd

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went and saw Haywire with two other friends last...

Ilovedit. It was everything I heard it was going to be and I loved the fight scenes and the plot line and - I loved it. My two friends -hated it. It’s not even that they hated it, it’s that they said “Salt was such a better movie than this.” I had to stop myself from strangling them both for saying that right then and there. Apparently because there were no car...

Feb 3rd

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My friends, my sister, and I are doing the milk...

I’ll post a video in case anyone wants to take part in the glory of our puke. Question: in the competition should everyone have to drink the same kind of milk? Because two of my friends want to drink chocolate milk while the rest of us are just gonna go for skim.

Feb 2nd

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Jan 30th

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Jan 30th

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politics

that moment in your life when you realize that this shit affects you.

Jan 30th

I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-...

Jan 30th

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I feel like I have a thing for a guy but I’m really angry that I don’t know for sure. Because I’m pmsing so hard this week and I can’t tell if I really like him or it’s just that I’m a giant walking hormone that’s fixated on sex and babies and pizza and the muscles on his forearms and omg need to stop.

Jan 30th